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#FutureForward: HMRC Announces CRM Shortlist Following Extensive Consultation
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The Canvaification of Work: Where Productivity Goes to Look Nice
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Thanos Joins LinkedIn to Share His Leadership Journey — “Decimation, But Make It Scalable”
In an unexpected pivot from universal genocide to thought leadership, Thanos has joined LinkedIn. Yes, that…
ChatGPT’s New Image Generator Is So Good, Your Boss Thinks You Actually Had a Meeting
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AI Passes Turing Test by Typing Like a Sleep-Deprived Teen on Discord
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Sunday Tech Brunch 🍞 Weekly Crumbs: Hats, Bots & Bureaucrats – Oh My!
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HMRC Accidentally Gives Away Free Money – Nation Too Suspicious to Accept
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China’s New AI Hats Can Read Your Mind: Finally, a Hat that Knows You’re Pretending to Work
China has introduced AI-powered hats that monitor brainwaves to assess workers' emotions and productivity, signaling an…
How to Become a Tech Influencer in 10 Easy Steps (Without Actually Contributing Anything New)
The content outlines a guide to becoming an influencer through repurposing quotes. It emphasizes confidence, aesthetic…