Welcome back to Sunday Tech Brunch, your weekly dose of tech absurdity and AI-fuelled mayhem. This week, we’re serving up a feast of AI-induced panic, robotic solutions to human laziness, a fairy tale with a digital twist, and a fresh way to churn out ridiculous startup ideas. Plus, we’ve been busy setting up our Not Enough Bread merch shop, so grab a snack, because there’s plenty to digest.
AI Corner: When Algorithms Attack
Imagine a world where your receipts are fetched by robotic dogs. No more frantic rummaging through crumpled pockets or emails with subject lines like “FW: RE: Important Invoice – FINAL FINAL FINAL”. Enter F.I.D.O. (Financial Invoice & Document Organiser), an AI-powered dog designed to track down and retrieve missing receipts.
For a mere £50,000 (yes, you read that correctly), F.I.D.O. promises to be the accountant’s best friend. However, early adopters have reported a few… issues. Some units have shredded invoices instead of retrieving them, while others have conveniently ‘misplaced’ crucial VAT documents. And while F.I.D.O. can fetch a missing receipt, it still can’t explain why you tried to expense a ‘business strategy meeting’ held at a beach resort in Ibiza.
You can read the full story of F.I.D.O.’s questionable antics here: Accountant’s Best Fee-Friend
Fairy Tale Update: Little Red Riding Hood and the Mysterious Zoom Link
Once upon a time, in a land plagued by buffering screens and forgotten passwords, Little Red Riding Hood embarked on a daring mission—not to deliver pastries, but to rescue her grandmother from the horrors of digital confusion.
Granny’s book club was in disarray. Meeting links kept changing, some were on Zoom, others mysteriously redirected to Microsoft Teams, and at one point, an invite led to what seemed like a very suspicious crypto seminar. Red, armed with an iron will and unmatched troubleshooting skills, swooped in to fix it all. But just as she was about to relax, Mrs. Wolfington, a suspiciously tech-inept attendee, suggested she “take over hosting duties permanently.”
A cautionary tale for us all: never underestimate the chaos an unsupervised senior citizen can unleash in the digital age. Read the full twisted fairy tale here: Little Red Riding Hood and the Mysterious Zoom Link
Featured Tool: DoughMaker – Because AI Startups Shouldn’t Have a Monopoly on Madness
Feeling left out of the AI gold rush? Think you’ve got the next billion-dollar SaaS idea? Fear not, because DoughMaker is here to generate the most absurd, borderline-genius AI and SaaS startup ideas imaginable.
Want an AI that writes passive-aggressive work emails? A blockchain-powered loyalty scheme for coffee shops that only accept Dogecoin? DoughMaker has you covered. If you fancy a laugh—or maybe even a terrible idea you could somehow spin into reality—check it out our early release here: DoughMaker and share your favs on socials and tag us in them.
Merch Alert: Because Satire Looks Better on a Hoodie
We’ve finally done it. The Not Enough Bread Merch Shop is now live! Whether you want to sip your morning coffee from a mug that judges your life choices, or wrap yourself in a 4 Slice Hoodie, we’ve got something for every tech satire enthusiast. Here’s what’s on the shelves:
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- Men’s High Top Canvas Shoes – From £38.00
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That’s a Wrap!
That’s it for this week’s Sunday Tech Brunch! If you enjoyed this roundup of AI chaos, fairy tale debacles, and internet-powered shenanigans, be sure to subscribe and share with fellow tech enthusiasts.
Until next time—may your Wi-Fi be stable, your AI non-sentient, and your receipts always accounted for.
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