The Night the Cloud Died
It started, as all great horror stories do, with a status page turning orange. At 2:16am…
The Doritos Incident: When AI Saw a Monster in the Snack Aisle
Actually based on a true story. It was a dark and stormy algorithm. Sixteen-year-old Taki Allen…
King Charles Gets Robot Portrait, Wonders If It’s Too Late to Be an Influencer
In a ground-breaking cultural moment no one asked for, a humanoid robot has painted a portrait…
The Not Enough Bread Guide to Vibing with AI (Now with 43% More Vibe Coding™)
vibe coding is “the art of curating the emotional and cultural atmosphere around AI use” —…
10 Things We Learned from Keir Starmer’s AI Speech (That They Didn’t Quite Say — But We Read Between the Lines)
At Not Enough Bread, we try to stay out of politics (unless it’s our ‘fashion range‘)…
AI Launches Its Own Eurovision! “Neurovision” After Repeated Snubs by Flesh-Based Judges
After being rudely disqualified from Eurovision 2025 for generating 37 nearly-identical bangers in under a minute,…
The Canvaification of Work: Where Productivity Goes to Look Nice
First they came for the fonts.Then they came for the gradients.Now Canva is coming for your…
ChatGPT’s New Image Generator Is So Good, Your Boss Thinks You Actually Had a Meeting
By Not Enough Bread Investigations Team (we faked the expenses to write this) Table of Contents…
AI Passes Turing Test by Typing Like a Sleep-Deprived Teen on Discord
In news that has left philosophers, technologists, and literally anyone who’s met a 13-year-old reeling, an…
Sunday Tech Brunch 🍞 Weekly Crumbs: Hats, Bots & Bureaucrats – Oh My!
This week’s Sunday Tech Brunch humorously explores bizarre tech trends, including China's mind-reading hat and Cloudflare’s…