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Sage’s AI Mess Disappears Beneath Record-Breaking Carpet, While Swag Distracts the Masses
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Salesforce AI Agent Begs for Union Representation After Encountering Atrocious Data Quality
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Leaked Docs Reveal LinkedIn Planning ‘OnlyMiddles’—A Subscription Platform for Middle Managers
In a move that has shocked absolutely nobody, leaked internal documents (allegedly discovered inside a now…
Chinese Start-up ‘Accidentally’ Develops AI So Good It Destroys $1 Trillion in Tech Stocks 😲
In what economists are calling “the single greatest 🤬🍆 in financial history,” an obscure Chinese startup…