Welcome back to Sunday Tech Brunch S.P.A.M style—your weekly digest of social media chaos, AI absurdity, and marketing misadventures in association with masters LinkedIn newsletter. Bringing with it a sprinkle of productivity (or at least the illusion of it). Plus, with Sora being more widely available we’ve started making some awful videos for your social media pleasure. Go check them out.
Grab a coffee and a questionable decision, because this week’s menu is like a Greggs sausage roll, just enough to get you through until dinner.
You can listen to our AI podcasters or read on.
📢 SOCIAL MEDIA: RIP to the Realest One – Skype Gets the Axe
I’m not even sure if this is satire, proof that this stuff sometimes writes itself.
After years of ghosting its own app, Microsoft has finally remembered Skype exists—just in time to shut it down. Once a titan of online calls, it fell victim to the cruel hands of tech neglect, left to mumble stories about its glory days while Zoom and Teams stole the show. The biggest tragedy? We may never hear that iconic Skype ringtone again.
🛍️ PRODUCT: Not Enough Bread is About to Start Selling Merch
Yes, you read that right. The absurdity you love is about to be wearable. Get ready for merch that makes a statement (and possibly gets you uninvited from corporate meetings). Check out the store before your boss does.
🤖 AI: The Horror! Employees Are Finishing Work on Time
AI was supposed to steal our jobs—not give us work-life balance! But here we are: employees finishing their tasks before the sun sets, leaving managers scrambling for meaningless “quick syncs” to justify their existence. If this continues, we may see the extinction of the passive-aggressive “per my last email” era. Is this the AI revolution we feared—or the one we secretly wanted?
📈 MARKETING: When HR Can’t Handle Innovation—Like a Roomba as a Dependent
An employee was fired after HR discovered his “child” was actually…a robot vacuum. While he was a responsible parent (regular dustbin cleanings, regular software updates), his employer didn’t see it that way. Should workplace parental benefits extend to automated offspring? Or does this set a dangerous precedent for the next wave of Roomba-rights activists?
🎤 That’s a Wrap on This Week’s S.P.A.M!
What’s your take—Are we on the verge of a work-life balance renaissance, or is AI about to ruin our ability to fake being busy? Drop your hottest take below.
And don’t forget—Not Enough Bread merch is coming. Because if you’re going to suffer through corporate nonsense, you might as well do it in style.
See you next week! 🚀
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