Not Enough Bread’s First Week: It’s Been Hotter Than a Freshly Toasted Controversy!
Well, folks, we made it through the first week of Not Enough Bread! Much like a poorly proofed sourdough, we rose fast, had a few air pockets, and possibly offended at least one gluten-free influencer. But that’s showbiz (or whatever this is). Here’s a look at what we served up in our piping-hot debut week:
But if you’d prefer to listen to a couple of AI’s talk about all the stories instead. You can listen to this kinda terrifying, but also pretty cool podcast with your morning coffee and smashed avocado on toast… Because, why save for a house when the robots will take over before you’ve got anywhere close to saving a 5% deposit.
1. The Great AI Copy-Paste Wars: OpenAI vs. DeepSeek in a Battle of Irony
In this piece, we delved into the escalating rivalry between AI giants OpenAI and DeepSeek, highlighting the irony of their competition in the realm of content generation. The article humorously explores how these companies are locked in a battle of wits, each trying to outdo the other in producing the most convincing AI-generated content.
2. Sage’s AI Mess Disappears Beneath Record-Breaking Carpet, While Swag Distracts the Masses
We took a satirical look at Sage’s recent AI debacle, where the company’s missteps were conveniently swept under a metaphorical (and record-breaking) carpet. Meanwhile, an abundance of branded swag served as a distraction for the masses, showcasing the lengths companies will go to maintain their image amidst controversy. Surprisingly, this was by far and away the most popular article of the week! A huge thanks to everyone who read, shared, and engaged with it—we appreciate you!
3. Salesforce AI Agent Begs for Union Representation After Encountering Atrocious Data Quality
This article imagines a scenario where a Salesforce AI agent becomes self-aware and, after dealing with poor data quality, pleads for union representation. It’s a humorous take on the challenges AI faces in the corporate world and the importance of maintaining good data practices.
4. From Boardroom to Bedroom: LinkedIn’s Most Unhinged Trend Yet
We explored the bizarre trend of professionals oversharing personal details on LinkedIn, blurring the lines between professional networking and personal life. The piece highlights the platform’s shift from a strictly professional space to one where users feel compelled to share intimate aspects of their lives.
5. The Fontpocalypse is Here: Canva Users Are Going Too Far, and Reddit Has Proof
In this article, we examined the overuse and misuse of fonts by Canva enthusiasts, leading to what we dubbed the “Fontpocalypse.” Reddit users have compiled numerous examples of design disasters, showcasing the pitfalls of having too many typographic options at one’s disposal.
6. Leaked Docs Reveal LinkedIn Planning ‘OnlyMiddles’—A Subscription Platform for Middle Managers
We uncovered (satirically, of course) LinkedIn’s plans to launch “OnlyMiddles,” a subscription-based platform aimed at middle managers seeking to share exclusive content. This piece pokes fun at the proliferation of subscription services and the niche markets they target.
7. Chinese Start-up ‘Accidentally’ Develops AI So Good It Destroys $1 Trillion in Tech Stocks
Our final article of the week covered a fictional Chinese startup that inadvertently created an AI capable of wreaking havoc on the stock market, leading to massive financial losses. It’s a satirical take on the unintended consequences of rapid technological advancement.
And that’s the first week of Not Enough Bread! It’s been hotter than a bagel left too long in a broken toaster, and we’re just getting started.
A massive thank you to all our new subscribers (which, let’s be honest, is all of you)! We’re thrilled to have you here.
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Here’s to another week of Tech/bread-based absurdity! See you on the flip side
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