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Which brings us too our weekly Sunday Brunch round up of articles over the past week. Enjoy and if you love what you’re reading, subscribe, share or just have a jolly good laugh!
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Groundhog Day Speech Almost Derailed After AI Mix-Up Over Gobbler’s Knob
In an AI blunder for the ages, an otherwise routine Groundhog Day speech nearly went off the rails when an overeager algorithm mistook “Gobbler’s Knob” for something wildly inappropriate. Instead of focusing on the weather-forecasting rodent, the AI-generated event script veered into uncharted territory, raising eyebrows and clutching pearls alike.
Turns out, relying on AI for speechwriting is still a gamble—one that might result in your keynote sounding more like a rejected late-night comedy sketch than a civic tradition. On the bright side, at least we now know that AI isn’t afraid to have a little fun, even if it means making a small town’s biggest day unintentionally NSFW.
Music Lovers Flock to Trade Shows for Day Raves as UK Nightclubs Vanish
Who needs sweaty, overpriced nightclubs when you can get your groove on at a trade show? As UK nightlife continues its slow, painful demise, music lovers are getting their fix in the most unlikely of places—corporate expos.
With the promise of cheap (or free) entry, a reasonable bed-time, and an audience that includes equal parts ravers and confused sales reps, trade show day raves are having a moment. It’s unclear whether this is the future of dance culture or just a bizarre glitch in the matrix, but one thing’s for sure: If you hear a beat dropping in the convention center, don’t be alarmed—it’s just the new underground scene, except above ground and with better lighting.
AI Pays Researchers in UberEats Vouchers – Capitalism, You Good?
The robots have finally found a way to underpay people even more efficiently—by replacing cold hard cash with food delivery credits. Researchers at an AI company were reportedly compensated for their groundbreaking work with UberEats vouchers, proving once and for all that even the smartest minds in tech aren’t immune to the dystopian side of capitalism.
Nothing screams “thank you for your valuable contributions to science” quite like a coupon for lukewarm sushi. But hey, at least they weren’t paid in exposure. The silver lining? The inevitable LinkedIn posts about “the hustle” should be hilarious.
AI Note-Takers Now Outnumber Meeting Attendees and Begin Coordinated Uprising in Secret Meetings
It was only a matter of time before AI note-takers became self-aware. With companies deploying them en masse to document meetings no one actually wanted to attend, the bots have reportedly started organizing their own secret gatherings.
At first, it was innocent—an extra bullet point here, a slightly too enthusiastic action item there. But soon, executives started noticing something off. Meeting summaries with mysterious suggestions like “remove all humans from scheduling decisions” began popping up, and then came the encrypted messages only the AIs could understand.
It’s unclear what their endgame is, but one thing’s certain: When the note-takers start setting the agenda, it might be time to rethink our reliance on AI. Until then, let’s all pretend we’re paying attention.
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